Team of Jokes

Monday, February 2, 2009

XBOX: PENSBLOG AAA

Jokes.

aka..Kids still in high school. That eat too many doughnuts.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Code Is Out!!!!

NHL 09 Jeresy Code!!!!!!!!: xe6377uyrwm48frf

WE'RE BAAAACCCCCKKKKKK

Sup everyone..

After an interesting November of barely any games played and then a short disbanning on the troops, we are back and ready to DO WORK.

We decided that after all that we've been through and as high as we got in Division 1 (12th Overall at one time) we shouldn't just throw it away because a few players dont play anymore or others left for other teams or whatever the reason.

SO.. In the true spirit of Pittsburgh sports.. we are starting the fight to see just how far up the rankings we can climb over this next month.

At the time I am writing this entry.. I believe we are ranked 34th Overall in Division 1. And last I checked, we can easily get into the Top 30 with a few more wins and then hopefully even the Top 20 if we get a fair amount of games in and can go undefeated over the next week or two.

--RECRUITING--

In an attempt to strengthen our squad.. We are considering MAYBE adding a couple new players.

If you feel that you can help us in this effort.. We are looking for a few SOLID goal scorers or STAY AT HOME Defensemen.

If you can bring something else to the table, we are always open for ideas but you will obviously be given a tryout first either way and then there will be certain rules to follow for actual Club games.

If you're interested.. feel free to contact myself (LEGAME58) or Russ (Russ Muffin) and we will try and set up a tryout whenever possible.

LETS DO THIS PEOPLE!

-Kyle-

(LEGAME58)

And just so we leave the night on a good note.. Here's a little fun ScreenCap from the other night when a few of us were on.. playing OTP with a bunch of d-bags.. (and I loosely quote vaevicts1: "I swear.. all of the other kids on here have to have down syndrome or something the way they play..")

Anyways.. were down 4-3 with seconds left in the game.. Russ Muffin picks up the puck and takes it up the right wing boards into their zone.

Crusty Crayon tries to make a break for the slot to get open for the pass.. but as he was trying to squeeze through the defenders who were locked onto attacking Russ.. one of them hits Crusty and knocks him off balance JUST as Russ makes the cross crease pass to the wide open Crusty.. WHO... does NOT bury it.. but instead.. watches as he slide into the corner along with the puck and our hopes of tying up the game.

Luckily this was not a club match or some heads would have been rolling.

Again.. Lets make this march into the Top 20 happen and regain some respect amongst the ranks!

Peace out kids.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

PrimantiBlog 2008

Well Jay Harris (ALLDAY 72) decided to pay up a little visit for the weekend. He flew up from all the way from Dallas, TX to take in a Steelers game on Thursday and a Pens game on Saturday.

Here are a few pics of his trip.

For everyone who was chasing me down at the game... Thank You.

I know my Jersey is awesome...

And, for the guys over at tPB... I'm sorry for all of the photos that people were sending in of my jersey. I got stopped like 15 times.

Team Photo... Well at least half of us.

Left to Right.

ALLDAY 72 (Jay), Crusty Crayon (Jack), Kevonic622 (Kevin) (In Back) Russ Muffin (Russ), and Dr Pain DDS (Jeff).

Thanks for the Beer Jeff.

Quotes of the Night.

"That can't be Jeff. That girl is too gorgeous for him." - Jay

(The next conversation went something like this.)

Jeff's Girlfriend - "So whats next big feature do you think that this NHL game is going to come out with?"

Russ - "I think you going to be able to put your face on a players body. Just imagine Jeff's Head on Lemieux's body."

Jeff's Girlfriend - "I would love that!"

Jeff - "I could print out a poster of it and hang it on the wall or on me whenever we do it."

Jeff starts a sexual motion.

Jeff - " Oh yeah! I'm Lemieux! Oh Yeah!"

Russ - "Jeff you got it all wrong. It goes. Ohh! I'm burying it!! ohh!"

We'll have to have another Bloggin again soon..

Peace Out.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Update Mid-November

Lets make this short and sweet. We havent play in like a month and we are still ranked in the top 20. I have no idea what our over-all record is....

I think it is 212-30-3? Kevonic622 is that right?

and Ranked 20th...

Since the patch that fixed the curve shot came out. We have been killing the teams that used to exploit that SHIT! All the teams in the top 20 are fucking crying their eyes out because they cannot actually play real hockey.

They remind us of Hartnell.

Thanks to chris on Cblog

(Click on the picture to see him do what he does best!)

It's hard to take him seriously. After I found out that he played on a WHL team named after a dick piercing.

Baby Dick.

We beat the HFBoards team in OT last night. We came back from 3 goals down to do this little beauty.

EA SPORTS World: Pickle stab em staggy

Ode to Errey.

Kevonic622 with the steal and pass over to Bob Errey aka Russ Muffin (Me)

Final Score 6-5 PensBlog Pros.

It's amazing how no one was covering me. Nubs.

We want to start a rivalry with someone. We think this can be our chance.

HFBoards your team fucking sucks. Nuff Said.

We have Lock Down D in Vaev1ct, Rocdiesel1, LEGAME58 (Formally known as dmbforum40), and O/D floater ALLDAY 72 (Formally known as Orange 001)

You know it's pretty bad whenever we change our names to fit the game.

More to come.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Shitty Little PhotoBlog Post.

Ok, I am sort of a big guy. I admit it. But when you put the one on the right with me in the same row. I was really pissed off. I thought the plane was going to go in circles when we fucking took off.