Team of Jokes

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Team PBP Weekly Tip #1

Kevonic622 says:

Hit LB when your down and out. You will feel better.

(It gets you up faster than snorting a Extenze and Viagra compound.)

EA SPORTS World: kevtip

Preview of next weeks tip:

Apparently it's 2 hours earlier in Texas than here in Pit.

(I would probably say the same if I was giving a motorboat to Jay.)

Welcome to the Jungle... We have fun 'n games...

Ok.. so lets set the scene for tonight kids..

#7 Untouchables (437-65-16)
vs.
#14 Team PensBlog Pros (173-24-3)

6 on 6 action

tPBpros Lineup:
LW-Kevonic622
C - Russ Muffin
RW-ORANGE 001
D - Kova27
D - vaevict1s
G - dmbforum40

Healthy Scratches: Sydor

From the drop of the first puck, the Untouchables come out flat and tPBpros take advantage.. and quick.. and then proceed to NEVER look back..

Next thing we know.. the final horn sounds and tPBpros has come out on top.... *drum roll please*

FINAL SCORE:
Untouchables -2
Team PensBlog Pros - 7

Yes folks.. that is right.. 7 goals.. to their 2 goals (and one was a horrible post glitch goal but who's counting?)

The Untouchables were touched more than your 6 year old cousin at the NeverLandRanch..

Game Over.
tPBpros Win.
Untouchables=JOKE.

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Onto the final game of the evening (3am for those on the East Coast.. 4am for Orange 001.. even though he's in Dallas.. but apparently he's been living life 2 hours ahead this whole time.. way to COMMIT Jay..)

tPBpros vs. BeerNuts

Unfortunately.. we proceeded to play down to our opponents level (division 17.. OUCH)
With Team Beernuts only having three use controlled player (LW, LD, G) things got interesting and the game went into OT tied at 3.
Overtime comes and goes.. Shootout here we come..

First up..
Kevonic622 (aka: your worst nightmare)

GOAL..BURIES IT..
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dmbforum40 makes a clutch save (aka: the kid skated straight at the net and attempted to push the puck through me.. NOT so much kid..)
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Next Up:
Russ Muffin (aka: Free Candy)

GOAL..No Doubt..
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The pressure is on dmbforum40 now.. BUT.. not too much energy was exerted.. as no real deke is attempted...

tPBpros win!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone's happy.. Pittsburgh can continue to walk proud..
All is right in the world..

And just in case you needed video proof.. Russ Muffin buries it..

EA SPORTS World: game win

GAME OVER.

Good night & drive home safe.

Friday, October 17, 2008

HE'S BAAAAACCKKKK

Whatup kids.. Just wanted to update everyone and let them know that I am officially back.. HOPEFULLY for good as long as my xbox doesnt shit the bed again..

So prepare for LEGAME and lets rip some shit up people..

EA SPORTS World: legameFREECANDY

**NOTE** For those that were wanting to try out for the Pros team or were hoping to be called up from the 'AAA' team.. feel free to send messages my way (or Kevonic622) and we will try and set up a tryout time for OTP mode and get a game or two in... (Russ Muffin is out of town in Chanute, KS... dont ask.. BUT he is going to the Pens game in St. Louis in 2 weeks..)

That is all for now.. but hopefully we can keep up the solid work and continue our way up the rankings..

Peace,
-Kyle
-dmbforum40-

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Team PensBlog Pros™ Update 10/14/08

Here is a Video to start off.

EA SPORTS World: game over

Kevonic622 (Your Worst Teammate) buries one from a pinpoint pass from me. Giving us the 4-2 with less than a min left in the game. Crusty Crayon (A. Ginger Kid) and Orange oo1 (Jay Harris Allday) had the offense on lock down all game.

Then....

Untouchables aka. Pussies that quit 5 min into the game.

This team is ranked in the top 5. They Fucking suck. Kevonic and I get a really quick goal on our first drive to the net. Then the "Untouchables" are able to draw a penalty from me. But wait!!! The goalie starts to leave the net and the defenseman throws the puck back toward the net. As the puck is about to go into the empty net. The game pauses and their whole team quits. But guess what.... The game doesn't count.... They quit before 5min have passed.

Untouchables = fucking jokes.

We play to win the game.

They quit if it looks like they are not going to win the game.

Don't Worry. I will post more about these jokes when I get off of work..

Last game of the night. We were playing a team that we lost to last week by like 4. This time it was a fucking different story. Me and Kevonic on the Wings, and Crusty and Orange on D.

After Kevonic remembered what the RW "Skat Daddy" did during that loss. We compensated for this game and fucking went head hunting. This so-called "daddy" was always calling for the puck. So Kevonic was just blocking his passing lanes the whole time. If the puck did get past him. I would be back checking/stick lifting his ass. And if he got past me. He ran into a fucking brick wall at our Blueline.

Oakland County Goons = Jokes

You know it's a good game whenever we only allow 3 shots on goal. Our time on attack was 7 min compared their 59 sec. And our top 2 scorers both get hat tricks. Only halfway through the game.

We are still ranked 15th and it looks like we are going to be in the top 15 for the rest of the season if we keep this up. I think we smell a EASHL Tourney coming up. Ohh how sweet that would be.

167-23-3 Division 1
Rank: 15

Team PensBlog Pros™

(Nobody has trademarked anything. But it does look fucking sweet.)

Jobbing since Sept. 11th, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

More Updates!!!! yay!

Team PBP is now ranked 16th in the Fu*kn' world!!!!

Even though we lost to a D1 Ranked 25th team last night. We are still feeling good.

We got the weekly loss out of the fu*kn' way.

And yet again. Jay "Allday" Harris with a Game winning slapper with less than 10 seconds left.

EA SPORTS World: j new

I don't know what is more clutch. That 99 Slapshot Power. or Kevonic shifting his shit out of the pucks way.