Here is a Video to start off.
Kevonic622 (Your Worst Teammate) buries one from a pinpoint pass from me. Giving us the 4-2 with less than a min left in the game. Crusty Crayon (A. Ginger Kid) and Orange oo1 (Jay Harris Allday) had the offense on lock down all game.
Then....
Untouchables aka. Pussies that quit 5 min into the game.
This team is ranked in the top 5. They Fucking suck. Kevonic and I get a really quick goal on our first drive to the net. Then the "Untouchables" are able to draw a penalty from me. But wait!!! The goalie starts to leave the net and the defenseman throws the puck back toward the net. As the puck is about to go into the empty net. The game pauses and their whole team quits. But guess what.... The game doesn't count.... They quit before 5min have passed.
Untouchables = fucking jokes.
We play to win the game.
They quit if it looks like they are not going to win the game.
Don't Worry. I will post more about these jokes when I get off of work..
Last game of the night. We were playing a team that we lost to last week by like 4. This time it was a fucking different story. Me and Kevonic on the Wings, and Crusty and Orange on D.
After Kevonic remembered what the RW "Skat Daddy" did during that loss. We compensated for this game and fucking went head hunting. This so-called "daddy" was always calling for the puck. So Kevonic was just blocking his passing lanes the whole time. If the puck did get past him. I would be back checking/stick lifting his ass. And if he got past me. He ran into a fucking brick wall at our Blueline.
Oakland County Goons = Jokes
You know it's a good game whenever we only allow 3 shots on goal. Our time on attack was 7 min compared their 59 sec. And our top 2 scorers both get hat tricks. Only halfway through the game.
We are still ranked 15th and it looks like we are going to be in the top 15 for the rest of the season if we keep this up. I think we smell a EASHL Tourney coming up. Ohh how sweet that would be.
167-23-3 Division 1
Rank: 15
Team PensBlog Pros™
(Nobody has trademarked anything. But it does look fucking sweet.)
Jobbing since Sept. 11th, 2008
Kevonic622 (Your Worst Teammate) buries one from a pinpoint pass from me. Giving us the 4-2 with less than a min left in the game. Crusty Crayon (A. Ginger Kid) and Orange oo1 (Jay Harris Allday) had the offense on lock down all game.
Then....
Untouchables aka. Pussies that quit 5 min into the game.
This team is ranked in the top 5. They Fucking suck. Kevonic and I get a really quick goal on our first drive to the net. Then the "Untouchables" are able to draw a penalty from me. But wait!!! The goalie starts to leave the net and the defenseman throws the puck back toward the net. As the puck is about to go into the empty net. The game pauses and their whole team quits. But guess what.... The game doesn't count.... They quit before 5min have passed.
Untouchables = fucking jokes.
We play to win the game.
They quit if it looks like they are not going to win the game.
Don't Worry. I will post more about these jokes when I get off of work..
Last game of the night. We were playing a team that we lost to last week by like 4. This time it was a fucking different story. Me and Kevonic on the Wings, and Crusty and Orange on D.
After Kevonic remembered what the RW "Skat Daddy" did during that loss. We compensated for this game and fucking went head hunting. This so-called "daddy" was always calling for the puck. So Kevonic was just blocking his passing lanes the whole time. If the puck did get past him. I would be back checking/stick lifting his ass. And if he got past me. He ran into a fucking brick wall at our Blueline.
Oakland County Goons = Jokes
You know it's a good game whenever we only allow 3 shots on goal. Our time on attack was 7 min compared their 59 sec. And our top 2 scorers both get hat tricks. Only halfway through the game.
We are still ranked 15th and it looks like we are going to be in the top 15 for the rest of the season if we keep this up. I think we smell a EASHL Tourney coming up. Ohh how sweet that would be.
167-23-3 Division 1
Rank: 15
Team PensBlog Pros™
(Nobody has trademarked anything. But it does look fucking sweet.)
Jobbing since Sept. 11th, 2008
1 comment:
Way to tear bums yall...keep rollin'.
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