Sunday, November 23, 2008

PrimantiBlog 2008

Well Jay Harris (ALLDAY 72) decided to pay up a little visit for the weekend. He flew up from all the way from Dallas, TX to take in a Steelers game on Thursday and a Pens game on Saturday.

Here are a few pics of his trip.




For everyone who was chasing me down at the game... Thank You.

I know my Jersey is awesome...

And, for the guys over at tPB... I'm sorry for all of the photos that people were sending in of my jersey. I got stopped like 15 times.


Team Photo... Well at least half of us.

Left to Right.

ALLDAY 72 (Jay), Crusty Crayon (Jack), Kevonic622 (Kevin) (In Back) Russ Muffin (Russ), and Dr Pain DDS (Jeff).

Thanks for the Beer Jeff.

Quotes of the Night.

"That can't be Jeff. That girl is too gorgeous for him." - Jay


(The next conversation went something like this.)

Jeff's Girlfriend - "So whats next big feature do you think that this NHL game is going to come out with?"

Russ - "I think you going to be able to put your face on a players body. Just imagine Jeff's Head on Lemieux's body."

Jeff's Girlfriend - "I would love that!"

Jeff - "I could print out a poster of it and hang it on the wall or on me whenever we do it."

Jeff starts a sexual motion.

Jeff - " Oh yeah! I'm Lemieux! Oh Yeah!"

Russ - "Jeff you got it all wrong. It goes. Ohh! I'm burying it!! ohh!"


We'll have to have another Bloggin again soon..

Peace Out.


Friday, November 14, 2008

Update Mid-November

Lets make this short and sweet. We havent play in like a month and we are still ranked in the top 20. I have no idea what our over-all record is....

I think it is 212-30-3? Kevonic622 is that right?

and Ranked 20th...

Since the patch that fixed the curve shot came out. We have been killing the teams that used to exploit that SHIT! All the teams in the top 20 are fucking crying their eyes out because they cannot actually play real hockey.

They remind us of Hartnell.

Thanks to chris on Cblog

(Click on the picture to see him do what he does best!)

It's hard to take him seriously. After I found out that he played on a WHL team named after a dick piercing.


Baby Dick.


We beat the HFBoards team in OT last night. We came back from 3 goals down to do this little beauty.







Ode to Errey.

Kevonic622 with the steal and pass over to Bob Errey aka Russ Muffin (Me)

Final Score 6-5 PensBlog Pros.

It's amazing how no one was covering me. Nubs.

We want to start a rivalry with someone. We think this can be our chance.


HFBoards your team fucking sucks. Nuff Said.


We have Lock Down D in Vaev1ct, Rocdiesel1, LEGAME58 (Formally known as dmbforum40), and O/D floater ALLDAY 72 (Formally known as Orange 001)

You know it's pretty bad whenever we change our names to fit the game.

More to come.



Saturday, November 1, 2008

Shitty Little PhotoBlog Post.

Ok, I am sort of a big guy. I admit it. But when you put the one on the right with me in the same row. I was really pissed off. I thought the plane was going to go in circles when we fucking took off.




I knew it was going to be a fucking good time whenever this is the first MO Plate I see. Fucking HAO-B4G's! (Ho Bags!)





The Arch!


The headquarters of some of the shittiest beer on the planet.


STL is home to Budwiser girls that take you on a tour of the factory. I personally now like Green M&M's after walking behind this for an hour.




See what I mean???


Wait girls, we didn't leave you out.



Here is a Clydesdale getting his shit worked on in front of the entire tour. (Don't worry your going to Get your sexy Penguins tomorrow.)


Home of the Rams. Preparation H Staduim.


Home of a baseball team better than the Pirates. Well I guess if you took a picture of any baseball field that would count too.

Fucking jokes.

This was just alittle shitty 1st day update. Tomorrow is the day that it counts.


Do Work and just no half ass it like the past 3 games.


Free Candy, I'm coming for your autograph!!


and the first official pics of my "Free Candy" jersey signed tomorrow!




Sunday, October 26, 2008

Orpik.. for three!! ITS GOOD!!!

Who needs the curve shot when you can do this...






FREE CANDY WHAT!?!?!
Jobbin ain't easy kids... sometimes ya gotta do it from your own end..
-dmbforum40

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Team PBP Weekly Tip #1

Kevonic622 says:


Hit LB when your down and out. You will feel better.

(It gets you up faster than snorting a Extenze and Viagra compound.)









Preview of next weeks tip:


Apparently it's 2 hours earlier in Texas than here in Pit.

(I would probably say the same if I was giving a motorboat to Jay.)

Welcome to the Jungle... We have fun 'n games...

Ok.. so lets set the scene for tonight kids..

#7 Untouchables (437-65-16)
vs.

#14 Team PensBlog Pros (173-24-3)

6 on 6 action


tPBpros Lineup:
LW-Kevonic622
C - Russ Muffin
RW-ORANGE 001
D - Kova27
D - vaevict1s
G - dmbforum40

Healthy Scratches: Sydor

From the drop of the first puck, the Untouchables come out flat and tPBpros take advantage.. and quick.. and then proceed to NEVER look back..

Next thing we know.. the final horn sounds and tPBpros has come out on top.... *drum roll please*

FINAL SCORE:
Untouchables -2
Team PensBlog Pros - 7

Yes folks.. that is right.. 7 goals.. to their 2 goals (and one was a horrible post glitch goal but who's counting?)

The Untouchables were touched more than your 6 year old cousin at the NeverLandRanch..

Game Over.
tPBpros Win.
Untouchables=JOKE.

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Onto the final game of the evening (3am for those on the East Coast.. 4am for Orange 001.. even though he's in Dallas.. but apparently he's been living life 2 hours ahead this whole time.. way to COMMIT Jay..)

tPBpros vs. BeerNuts

Unfortunately.. we proceeded to play down to our opponents level (division 17.. OUCH)
With Team Beernuts only having three use controlled player (LW, LD, G) things got interesting and the game went into OT tied at 3.
Overtime comes and goes.. Shootout here we come..

First up..
Kevonic622 (aka: your worst nightmare)
GOAL..BURIES IT..
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dmbforum40 makes a clutch save (aka: the kid skated straight at the net and attempted to push the puck through me.. NOT so much kid..)
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Next Up:
Russ Muffin (aka: Free Candy)
GOAL..No Doubt..
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The pressure is on dmbforum40 now.. BUT.. not too much energy was exerted.. as no real deke is attempted...

tPBpros win!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone's happy.. Pittsburgh can continue to walk proud..
All is right in the world..

And just in case you needed video proof.. Russ Muffin buries it..






GAME OVER.

Good night & drive home safe.

Friday, October 17, 2008

HE'S BAAAAACCKKKK

Whatup kids.. Just wanted to update everyone and let them know that I am officially back.. HOPEFULLY for good as long as my xbox doesnt shit the bed again..

So prepare for LEGAME and lets rip some shit up people..







**NOTE** For those that were wanting to try out for the Pros team or were hoping to be called up from the 'AAA' team.. feel free to send messages my way (or Kevonic622) and we will try and set up a tryout time for OTP mode and get a game or two in... (Russ Muffin is out of town in Chanute, KS... dont ask.. BUT he is going to the Pens game in St. Louis in 2 weeks..)

That is all for now.. but hopefully we can keep up the solid work and continue our way up the rankings..

Peace,
-Kyle
-dmbforum40-