Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Code Is Out!!!!

NHL 09 Jeresy Code!!!!!!!!: xe6377uyrwm48frf






WE'RE BAAAACCCCCKKKKKK

Sup everyone..


After an interesting November of barely any games played and then a short disbanning on the troops, we are back and ready to DO WORK.


We decided that after all that we've been through and as high as we got in Division 1 (12th Overall at one time) we shouldn't just throw it away because a few players dont play anymore or others left for other teams or whatever the reason.


SO.. In the true spirit of Pittsburgh sports.. we are starting the fight to see just how far up the rankings we can climb over this next month.


At the time I am writing this entry.. I believe we are ranked 34th Overall in Division 1. And last I checked, we can easily get into the Top 30 with a few more wins and then hopefully even the Top 20 if we get a fair amount of games in and can go undefeated over the next week or two.


--RECRUITING--

In an attempt to strengthen our squad.. We are considering MAYBE adding a couple new players.

If you feel that you can help us in this effort.. We are looking for a few SOLID goal scorers or STAY AT HOME Defensemen.

OR

If you can bring something else to the table, we are always open for ideas but you will obviously be given a tryout first either way and then there will be certain rules to follow for actual Club games.


If you're interested.. feel free to contact myself (LEGAME58) or Russ (Russ Muffin) and we will try and set up a tryout whenever possible.


LETS DO THIS PEOPLE!

-Kyle-

(LEGAME58)


And just so we leave the night on a good note.. Here's a little fun ScreenCap from the other night when a few of us were on.. playing OTP with a bunch of d-bags.. (and I loosely quote vaevicts1: "I swear.. all of the other kids on here have to have down syndrome or something the way they play..")


Anyways.. were down 4-3 with seconds left in the game.. Russ Muffin picks up the puck and takes it up the right wing boards into their zone.

Crusty Crayon tries to make a break for the slot to get open for the pass.. but as he was trying to squeeze through the defenders who were locked onto attacking Russ.. one of them hits Crusty and knocks him off balance JUST as Russ makes the cross crease pass to the wide open Crusty.. WHO... does NOT bury it.. but instead.. watches as he slide into the corner along with the puck and our hopes of tying up the game.

Luckily this was not a club match or some heads would have been rolling.





Again.. Lets make this march into the Top 20 happen and regain some respect amongst the ranks!

Peace out kids.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

PrimantiBlog 2008

Well Jay Harris (ALLDAY 72) decided to pay up a little visit for the weekend. He flew up from all the way from Dallas, TX to take in a Steelers game on Thursday and a Pens game on Saturday.

Here are a few pics of his trip.




For everyone who was chasing me down at the game... Thank You.

I know my Jersey is awesome...

And, for the guys over at tPB... I'm sorry for all of the photos that people were sending in of my jersey. I got stopped like 15 times.


Team Photo... Well at least half of us.

Left to Right.

ALLDAY 72 (Jay), Crusty Crayon (Jack), Kevonic622 (Kevin) (In Back) Russ Muffin (Russ), and Dr Pain DDS (Jeff).

Thanks for the Beer Jeff.

Quotes of the Night.

"That can't be Jeff. That girl is too gorgeous for him." - Jay


(The next conversation went something like this.)

Jeff's Girlfriend - "So whats next big feature do you think that this NHL game is going to come out with?"

Russ - "I think you going to be able to put your face on a players body. Just imagine Jeff's Head on Lemieux's body."

Jeff's Girlfriend - "I would love that!"

Jeff - "I could print out a poster of it and hang it on the wall or on me whenever we do it."

Jeff starts a sexual motion.

Jeff - " Oh yeah! I'm Lemieux! Oh Yeah!"

Russ - "Jeff you got it all wrong. It goes. Ohh! I'm burying it!! ohh!"


We'll have to have another Bloggin again soon..

Peace Out.


Friday, November 14, 2008

Update Mid-November

Lets make this short and sweet. We havent play in like a month and we are still ranked in the top 20. I have no idea what our over-all record is....

I think it is 212-30-3? Kevonic622 is that right?

and Ranked 20th...

Since the patch that fixed the curve shot came out. We have been killing the teams that used to exploit that SHIT! All the teams in the top 20 are fucking crying their eyes out because they cannot actually play real hockey.

They remind us of Hartnell.

Thanks to chris on Cblog

(Click on the picture to see him do what he does best!)

It's hard to take him seriously. After I found out that he played on a WHL team named after a dick piercing.


Baby Dick.


We beat the HFBoards team in OT last night. We came back from 3 goals down to do this little beauty.







Ode to Errey.

Kevonic622 with the steal and pass over to Bob Errey aka Russ Muffin (Me)

Final Score 6-5 PensBlog Pros.

It's amazing how no one was covering me. Nubs.

We want to start a rivalry with someone. We think this can be our chance.


HFBoards your team fucking sucks. Nuff Said.


We have Lock Down D in Vaev1ct, Rocdiesel1, LEGAME58 (Formally known as dmbforum40), and O/D floater ALLDAY 72 (Formally known as Orange 001)

You know it's pretty bad whenever we change our names to fit the game.

More to come.



Saturday, November 1, 2008

Shitty Little PhotoBlog Post.

Ok, I am sort of a big guy. I admit it. But when you put the one on the right with me in the same row. I was really pissed off. I thought the plane was going to go in circles when we fucking took off.




I knew it was going to be a fucking good time whenever this is the first MO Plate I see. Fucking HAO-B4G's! (Ho Bags!)





The Arch!


The headquarters of some of the shittiest beer on the planet.


STL is home to Budwiser girls that take you on a tour of the factory. I personally now like Green M&M's after walking behind this for an hour.




See what I mean???


Wait girls, we didn't leave you out.



Here is a Clydesdale getting his shit worked on in front of the entire tour. (Don't worry your going to Get your sexy Penguins tomorrow.)


Home of the Rams. Preparation H Staduim.


Home of a baseball team better than the Pirates. Well I guess if you took a picture of any baseball field that would count too.

Fucking jokes.

This was just alittle shitty 1st day update. Tomorrow is the day that it counts.


Do Work and just no half ass it like the past 3 games.


Free Candy, I'm coming for your autograph!!


and the first official pics of my "Free Candy" jersey signed tomorrow!




Sunday, October 26, 2008

Orpik.. for three!! ITS GOOD!!!

Who needs the curve shot when you can do this...






FREE CANDY WHAT!?!?!
Jobbin ain't easy kids... sometimes ya gotta do it from your own end..
-dmbforum40

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Team PBP Weekly Tip #1

Kevonic622 says:


Hit LB when your down and out. You will feel better.

(It gets you up faster than snorting a Extenze and Viagra compound.)









Preview of next weeks tip:


Apparently it's 2 hours earlier in Texas than here in Pit.

(I would probably say the same if I was giving a motorboat to Jay.)

Welcome to the Jungle... We have fun 'n games...

Ok.. so lets set the scene for tonight kids..

#7 Untouchables (437-65-16)
vs.

#14 Team PensBlog Pros (173-24-3)

6 on 6 action


tPBpros Lineup:
LW-Kevonic622
C - Russ Muffin
RW-ORANGE 001
D - Kova27
D - vaevict1s
G - dmbforum40

Healthy Scratches: Sydor

From the drop of the first puck, the Untouchables come out flat and tPBpros take advantage.. and quick.. and then proceed to NEVER look back..

Next thing we know.. the final horn sounds and tPBpros has come out on top.... *drum roll please*

FINAL SCORE:
Untouchables -2
Team PensBlog Pros - 7

Yes folks.. that is right.. 7 goals.. to their 2 goals (and one was a horrible post glitch goal but who's counting?)

The Untouchables were touched more than your 6 year old cousin at the NeverLandRanch..

Game Over.
tPBpros Win.
Untouchables=JOKE.

------------------------

Onto the final game of the evening (3am for those on the East Coast.. 4am for Orange 001.. even though he's in Dallas.. but apparently he's been living life 2 hours ahead this whole time.. way to COMMIT Jay..)

tPBpros vs. BeerNuts

Unfortunately.. we proceeded to play down to our opponents level (division 17.. OUCH)
With Team Beernuts only having three use controlled player (LW, LD, G) things got interesting and the game went into OT tied at 3.
Overtime comes and goes.. Shootout here we come..

First up..
Kevonic622 (aka: your worst nightmare)
GOAL..BURIES IT..
-------------
dmbforum40 makes a clutch save (aka: the kid skated straight at the net and attempted to push the puck through me.. NOT so much kid..)
-------------
Next Up:
Russ Muffin (aka: Free Candy)
GOAL..No Doubt..
------------
The pressure is on dmbforum40 now.. BUT.. not too much energy was exerted.. as no real deke is attempted...

tPBpros win!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone's happy.. Pittsburgh can continue to walk proud..
All is right in the world..

And just in case you needed video proof.. Russ Muffin buries it..






GAME OVER.

Good night & drive home safe.

Friday, October 17, 2008

HE'S BAAAAACCKKKK

Whatup kids.. Just wanted to update everyone and let them know that I am officially back.. HOPEFULLY for good as long as my xbox doesnt shit the bed again..

So prepare for LEGAME and lets rip some shit up people..







**NOTE** For those that were wanting to try out for the Pros team or were hoping to be called up from the 'AAA' team.. feel free to send messages my way (or Kevonic622) and we will try and set up a tryout time for OTP mode and get a game or two in... (Russ Muffin is out of town in Chanute, KS... dont ask.. BUT he is going to the Pens game in St. Louis in 2 weeks..)

That is all for now.. but hopefully we can keep up the solid work and continue our way up the rankings..

Peace,
-Kyle
-dmbforum40-

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Team PensBlog Pros™ Update 10/14/08

Here is a Video to start off.






Kevonic622 (Your Worst Teammate) buries one from a pinpoint pass from me. Giving us the 4-2 with less than a min left in the game. Crusty Crayon (A. Ginger Kid) and Orange oo1 (Jay Harris Allday) had the offense on lock down all game.

Then....

Untouchables aka. Pussies that quit 5 min into the game.

This team is ranked in the top 5. They Fucking suck. Kevonic and I get a really quick goal on our first drive to the net. Then the "Untouchables" are able to draw a penalty from me. But wait!!! The goalie starts to leave the net and the defenseman throws the puck back toward the net. As the puck is about to go into the empty net. The game pauses and their whole team quits. But guess what.... The game doesn't count.... They quit before 5min have passed.


Untouchables = fucking jokes.

We play to win the game.

They quit if it looks like they are not going to win the game.

Don't Worry. I will post more about these jokes when I get off of work..


Last game of the night. We were playing a team that we lost to last week by like 4. This time it was a fucking different story. Me and Kevonic on the Wings, and Crusty and Orange on D.

After Kevonic remembered what the RW "Skat Daddy" did during that loss. We compensated for this game and fucking went head hunting. This so-called "daddy" was always calling for the puck. So Kevonic was just blocking his passing lanes the whole time. If the puck did get past him. I would be back checking/stick lifting his ass. And if he got past me. He ran into a fucking brick wall at our Blueline.

Oakland County Goons = Jokes

You know it's a good game whenever we only allow 3 shots on goal. Our time on attack was 7 min compared their 59 sec. And our top 2 scorers both get hat tricks. Only halfway through the game.

We are still ranked 15th and it looks like we are going to be in the top 15 for the rest of the season if we keep this up. I think we smell a EASHL Tourney coming up. Ohh how sweet that would be.

167-23-3 Division 1
Rank: 15



Team PensBlog Pros

(Nobody has trademarked anything. But it does look fucking sweet.)

Jobbing since Sept. 11th, 2008


Friday, October 10, 2008

More Updates!!!! yay!

Team PBP is now ranked 16th in the Fu*kn' world!!!!

Even though we lost to a D1 Ranked 25th team last night. We are still feeling good.

We got the weekly loss out of the fu*kn' way.

And yet again. Jay "Allday" Harris with a Game winning slapper with less than 10 seconds left.









I don't know what is more clutch. That 99 Slapshot Power. or Kevonic shifting his shit out of the pucks way.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Update

Team PBP

Rank: 20

Division 1

Record: 137-21-2


Sunday, October 5, 2008

Club Update

7 Game in tonight. 7 wins. Plus Jay "Allday" Harris buries one from far out with less then 1 second left. (With his 99 power slap shot.)

Damn!!!!






EA SPORTS World: jay



Team PBP win 5-1


Current record.

123-20-2

Division 1 Rank:32


Saturday, October 4, 2008

Game Genie (Maybe Flash Banner?)


Here is that video I was talking about last night guys!





And Kevonic622 is not the only one that uses "Game Genie"



BTW Team PensBlog is nowhere near us. They are in Division 2.

Nice work last night boys. It looks like we have our players finely tuned.

Back in the Top 40 Baby!!!



Our fellow PensBlogger Duff. Who is over on the AAA Team made that sweet Flash banner. Lets get some pics together so that he can make one. (if he does) lol


Lets get come sweet checking shots and goal shots. And the famous names on our backs. (preferably shots that the camera is lower looking up into the rafters.) Cool shit like that.


Send them to RusselljStover@gmail.com

Friday, October 3, 2008

Ok Guys... What Do We Do?!?

This is a sad day in the EASHL.

Well, our baby brother has caught up with us.


What do we do?!?

We all have lives. We can only play so many games a night.

We go to school at Pitt. We work at ESPN. We work at Giant Eagle. We work wherever and we go to school wherever.


But there is a little voice that lives back in our heads. "How are we going to get higher up on the leader boards?"


We need a few good nights in the upcoming weekend that we could get back ahead of the curve. We have been busting our asses trying to get in the top 50 again. But, every time we get back on each night we are just back where we started. I don't know about you guys but I think it is very frustrating.

Is there any idea from my fellow teammates? We need ideas.

Should we add people to the team that we are not to sure about? And hopefully we can get a few more games(wins) in each night.

Or, we can just stick with what we have?

Kevonic622 for getting a nod to become a GM tonight. (After I get home from work.)



I will be on tonight and most of the weekend. I work a little in the morning tomorrow. Then the Pens Game. Then I'll be on. Sunday, I'm off all day. So I will be on ready to get back in the top 30.

Who is with me?

(This is sad... I'm losing a weekend to NHL 09. It is totally the new crack)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

New tPBpros Website


It's obviously in the midst of being completed.. but feel free to check it out and make any suggestions you might have regarding the site.
Either post in the forum on the site.. or shoot an email to:
teampensblogpros@gmail.com

Keep on Jobbin'

-Kyle-
'dmbforum40'

Wow!

Well, it looks like our friends over at The PensBlog have done some cleaning of trash around here. I really don't know why a certain kid. Cough (Racketts) aka douche bag would keep txting me and leaving harassing messages on my phone. Just because I kicked him off the team.


It's a video game! Don't get your panties all up in a bunch!

Ohh wait!! It even gets better!!

He decides to log onto Justin.tv tonight to start wrecking havoc in my video stream room. I made a mistake of allowing him to be a mod a few weeks ago... SO he decided to go into my room tonight and start banning people while I was away for a few min.

What a loser. Dude your in college fucking grow up. Your a prime tool in this world. I really can't wait till you get what is coming to you. You're 19 still live with your mom and dad. (which I'm sure you still mooch off of them.)

Us on Team PensBlog think you are a complete asshole and regret for ever meeting you. You give The PensBlog a bad rap and you will never ever be on Team PBP again. You are a disgrace and I am ashamed that I am a Pens fan with you.


Strong Force Is With You. Douche Bag Mighty.


He likes this video. Because it resembles his "Stud" assets. (The actual meaning of this video blows over his head faster than Whitney Houston scratching her mirrors)

I bet that he doesn't get what was in the parentheses above.

Warning: F-Words In Video



See for yourself!

http://www.justin.tv/rackets/profile

According to his profile. He is a 19 year old college student majoring in sports administration.

I wonder if the whole class gets in a line and walks to the bathroom together where he goes to college.

Whatev...

He's gone.

One less douche bag that we can job.

tata forever.


Team PBP 90-17-2


BTW nice try on the last post Douche bag. If you wanted it get a good funny picture you should of went and googled... Kid that has graduated from college and doesn't live with his mom or dad. And isn't an immature 19yo.

Well I guess this whole post was immature on my part....

Who cares he punched first.

But nice try on the pic...




(And is actually smart enough to use spell check.)

Sorry had to fit that one in there.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

found this while online


russ is putting on some weight for the season

Friday, September 26, 2008

PS3 Jumps Ship

PS3 doesn't do Drama.
We're too busy winning games.

But, really this should make things easier.

The PS3 team is going to have a seperate blog now so this can all be a little less confusion.

[Team Pensblog PS3]

Can't We All Just Get Along?


I love it!!! I'm like the President of the United States! The people who support or team for doing good are agreeing with me. Then you got the radical assholes that have been pushed out of the party affiliation. Or, maybe I'm considered Jagr of Team PBP? Everyone loves that I play for the team but they also think I'm an asshole. So they start ripping on me.

I ask other people what they think about the other teammates and then base my decisions off of those. And, every decision has to be ran by dmbforum40 too. So, if you think that I'm the token asshole keep laying it on me... I'm not the only one. If you don't like it go suck off Dani Briere.

We are trying to spread the word of the PensBlog. (By being at the top of the leader boards.) This means not having a bunch of people fucking around. When Team PBP gets on we play to win. We usually do not become GMs and then invite our friend and then play 2 ranked games (and lose)with our friend Nick and lie about it.

Just Saying...

BTW The Hockey Season is going to start soon. And maybe this Internet bickering between us tPB readers/bloggers will calm down. This site is is for the fans of the pens. NOT immature college students that get pissed off for being a dick to everyone. Yes, we are all dicks from time to time. But if you being a stupid dick the whole time and fucking with other people you are going to be dealt with.


Mr Pockets 12 & JoshFX you two might be called up soon. After I talk to the other GM of course.

Cjr1688, Ruffio Ruffio, and cjr1688's friend Nicksomethingwhocares. (I usually do not like to call out names.. But, you all did it first)

So long, Tata, Get over it. You all were annoying.

I heard Team Good Riddance is accepting applications.

Here is their website. TeamGoodRiddanceBlog



cjr1688.. You kind of blew it whenever you came in the DR all pissed off. I accidentally deleted you from the team when I was trying to take your GM rights away. I did add you back on the team didn't I? But what-ev we caught you in a lie.


Ok, that's enough name calling for today.

If you want to make fun of me, go ahead. I always love being made fun of. Here is some of my background for you to rip on.

  1. I just graduated from college.
  2. I am currently looking for a real job (IT Specialist)(contact me if you looking for someone)
  3. I'm addicted to Pens Hockey.
  4. And extremely beautiful women.
  5. I haven't had a steady relationship in 2 years.
  6. I am slightly overweight.
  7. I'm deaf in my right ear.
  8. I love to spend my money on trips to other cities to go see the Pens play.
  9. I have never played organized hockey in my life. But have played pickup games here and there.
  10. I haven't been on any type of skates the last three years because I was always busy in school.
  11. I would rather play Xbox 360 than watch reality TV.
  12. I use spell check after I type anything in FireFox. (Unlike some people)

There you go guys there are some tools for you to make fun of me even more. if you want some more facts just ask me. there are plenty more.

Also ask me about my first time with a girl. You'll laugh your ass off.



See you on the other side.

or through this douche..

Live Fast & Hard

"Official" Team PBP (X360)


&

"Official" Team PensBlog (X360)


PS3: Because red just means our system is off


not dead!

Kevonic622









Awesome Video.

Nuff Said.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

I Guess I'm a Dictator...



Cjr1688... Go cry over it and post stupid ass blog posts. Just remember to use spell check.

to whom it may concern

since dictator russ has taken control and went to totally against what wanted these teams to be
i created a new team
anyone from team pensblog...just comment with ur gamertag and i will add you

ESPN NHL Poll

Shootout Mastery.

Just look nuff said.
















And the best for last....





Comment that shit!! lol

Team PBP.

Wait!! look what you can do with this video editing shit!!! Holy Sweet Sidney!









PS3: Division 1, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Woke up this morning, checked our team as usual and was pleasantly surprised to see us in Division 1, ranked 98th. Things are looking up. Our current record is 262-273-21. Keep it up gentlemen.






TOO MUCH MENN























Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Xbox 360 Update

Team PBP is now officially ranked 28th in Division 1 with a record of 66-14-1.

Team PBP also called up 2 guys from Team PensBlog.

Meats A Hoo & Gondosh

Good Job Guys!!!

Here is a very short video.

Set up:

Kevonic622 is charged with a penalty. The goalie heads off the ice and the extra man comes out. The fucking dumbass of a winger on the other team passes it back to their D. Someone on Team PBP stick lifts the Defenfer and the puck starts heading back to their goal. Kevonic622 (The one who committed the penalty) does work till the end and buries it.




Technically the play should be called dead since he touched it. But, in EA's term he technically didn't have position of the puck... he deflected it.

Brilliant work.

BTW he was still charged 2 min for high sticking.

What-ev

Do work.