Sunday, September 28, 2008

New tPBpros Website


It's obviously in the midst of being completed.. but feel free to check it out and make any suggestions you might have regarding the site.
Either post in the forum on the site.. or shoot an email to:
teampensblogpros@gmail.com

Keep on Jobbin'

-Kyle-
'dmbforum40'

Wow!

Well, it looks like our friends over at The PensBlog have done some cleaning of trash around here. I really don't know why a certain kid. Cough (Racketts) aka douche bag would keep txting me and leaving harassing messages on my phone. Just because I kicked him off the team.


It's a video game! Don't get your panties all up in a bunch!

Ohh wait!! It even gets better!!

He decides to log onto Justin.tv tonight to start wrecking havoc in my video stream room. I made a mistake of allowing him to be a mod a few weeks ago... SO he decided to go into my room tonight and start banning people while I was away for a few min.

What a loser. Dude your in college fucking grow up. Your a prime tool in this world. I really can't wait till you get what is coming to you. You're 19 still live with your mom and dad. (which I'm sure you still mooch off of them.)

Us on Team PensBlog think you are a complete asshole and regret for ever meeting you. You give The PensBlog a bad rap and you will never ever be on Team PBP again. You are a disgrace and I am ashamed that I am a Pens fan with you.


Strong Force Is With You. Douche Bag Mighty.


He likes this video. Because it resembles his "Stud" assets. (The actual meaning of this video blows over his head faster than Whitney Houston scratching her mirrors)

I bet that he doesn't get what was in the parentheses above.

Warning: F-Words In Video



See for yourself!

http://www.justin.tv/rackets/profile

According to his profile. He is a 19 year old college student majoring in sports administration.

I wonder if the whole class gets in a line and walks to the bathroom together where he goes to college.

Whatev...

He's gone.

One less douche bag that we can job.

tata forever.


Team PBP 90-17-2


BTW nice try on the last post Douche bag. If you wanted it get a good funny picture you should of went and googled... Kid that has graduated from college and doesn't live with his mom or dad. And isn't an immature 19yo.

Well I guess this whole post was immature on my part....

Who cares he punched first.

But nice try on the pic...




(And is actually smart enough to use spell check.)

Sorry had to fit that one in there.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

found this while online


russ is putting on some weight for the season

Friday, September 26, 2008

PS3 Jumps Ship

PS3 doesn't do Drama.
We're too busy winning games.

But, really this should make things easier.

The PS3 team is going to have a seperate blog now so this can all be a little less confusion.

[Team Pensblog PS3]

Can't We All Just Get Along?


I love it!!! I'm like the President of the United States! The people who support or team for doing good are agreeing with me. Then you got the radical assholes that have been pushed out of the party affiliation. Or, maybe I'm considered Jagr of Team PBP? Everyone loves that I play for the team but they also think I'm an asshole. So they start ripping on me.

I ask other people what they think about the other teammates and then base my decisions off of those. And, every decision has to be ran by dmbforum40 too. So, if you think that I'm the token asshole keep laying it on me... I'm not the only one. If you don't like it go suck off Dani Briere.

We are trying to spread the word of the PensBlog. (By being at the top of the leader boards.) This means not having a bunch of people fucking around. When Team PBP gets on we play to win. We usually do not become GMs and then invite our friend and then play 2 ranked games (and lose)with our friend Nick and lie about it.

Just Saying...

BTW The Hockey Season is going to start soon. And maybe this Internet bickering between us tPB readers/bloggers will calm down. This site is is for the fans of the pens. NOT immature college students that get pissed off for being a dick to everyone. Yes, we are all dicks from time to time. But if you being a stupid dick the whole time and fucking with other people you are going to be dealt with.


Mr Pockets 12 & JoshFX you two might be called up soon. After I talk to the other GM of course.

Cjr1688, Ruffio Ruffio, and cjr1688's friend Nicksomethingwhocares. (I usually do not like to call out names.. But, you all did it first)

So long, Tata, Get over it. You all were annoying.

I heard Team Good Riddance is accepting applications.

Here is their website. TeamGoodRiddanceBlog



cjr1688.. You kind of blew it whenever you came in the DR all pissed off. I accidentally deleted you from the team when I was trying to take your GM rights away. I did add you back on the team didn't I? But what-ev we caught you in a lie.


Ok, that's enough name calling for today.

If you want to make fun of me, go ahead. I always love being made fun of. Here is some of my background for you to rip on.

  1. I just graduated from college.
  2. I am currently looking for a real job (IT Specialist)(contact me if you looking for someone)
  3. I'm addicted to Pens Hockey.
  4. And extremely beautiful women.
  5. I haven't had a steady relationship in 2 years.
  6. I am slightly overweight.
  7. I'm deaf in my right ear.
  8. I love to spend my money on trips to other cities to go see the Pens play.
  9. I have never played organized hockey in my life. But have played pickup games here and there.
  10. I haven't been on any type of skates the last three years because I was always busy in school.
  11. I would rather play Xbox 360 than watch reality TV.
  12. I use spell check after I type anything in FireFox. (Unlike some people)

There you go guys there are some tools for you to make fun of me even more. if you want some more facts just ask me. there are plenty more.

Also ask me about my first time with a girl. You'll laugh your ass off.



See you on the other side.

or through this douche..

Live Fast & Hard

"Official" Team PBP (X360)


&

"Official" Team PensBlog (X360)


PS3: Because red just means our system is off


not dead!

Kevonic622









Awesome Video.

Nuff Said.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

I Guess I'm a Dictator...



Cjr1688... Go cry over it and post stupid ass blog posts. Just remember to use spell check.

to whom it may concern

since dictator russ has taken control and went to totally against what wanted these teams to be
i created a new team
anyone from team pensblog...just comment with ur gamertag and i will add you

ESPN NHL Poll

Shootout Mastery.

Just look nuff said.
















And the best for last....





Comment that shit!! lol

Team PBP.

Wait!! look what you can do with this video editing shit!!! Holy Sweet Sidney!









PS3: Division 1, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Woke up this morning, checked our team as usual and was pleasantly surprised to see us in Division 1, ranked 98th. Things are looking up. Our current record is 262-273-21. Keep it up gentlemen.






TOO MUCH MENN























Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Xbox 360 Update

Team PBP is now officially ranked 28th in Division 1 with a record of 66-14-1.

Team PBP also called up 2 guys from Team PensBlog.

Meats A Hoo & Gondosh

Good Job Guys!!!

Here is a very short video.

Set up:

Kevonic622 is charged with a penalty. The goalie heads off the ice and the extra man comes out. The fucking dumbass of a winger on the other team passes it back to their D. Someone on Team PBP stick lifts the Defenfer and the puck starts heading back to their goal. Kevonic622 (The one who committed the penalty) does work till the end and buries it.




Technically the play should be called dead since he touched it. But, in EA's term he technically didn't have position of the puck... he deflected it.

Brilliant work.

BTW he was still charged 2 min for high sticking.

What-ev

Do work.

Monday, September 22, 2008

PS3: Even more videos






Ajn24







Jaos shootout goal/seizure

PS3: Stats / Video

We have entered a whole new level of suck, boys and girls...we are in an epic battle to stay in the top 100 in division 1.

Here's a site that was passed along by Samsara it's called Hockey 09 Training Camp http://www.sportsgamer.com/hockey_09/training_camp/

The stats included here are per game totals with a minimum of 30 games played. These are as of Saturday morning...

Points/gm
1.16 Polish
1.08 Avad
1.06 Kevbo
1.06 Heavensent
.98 PensCup

Goals/gm
.56 Kevbo
.56 Blackatom
.55 Avad
.52 Pittsmo
.52 Heavensent

Assists/gm
.71 Polish
.55 Heavensent
.53 PensCup
.52 Avad
.50 Kevbo

Hits/gm
14.43 Wildthing
14.43 Samsara
13.87 TJenk
13.50 Ajn24
12.71 Jaos

EDIT: Best +/- /gm
.031 Pittsmo
0.00 Wildthing
-.094 Cougar300
-.102 Blackatom
-.150 Avad

EDIT: Worst +/- /gm
-1.00 Samsara
-0.895 Jaos
-0.767 Myyrdin
-0.714 Nate8724
-0.571 Inept13

Most PIM/gm
4.07 Samsara
2.26 Inept13
2.11 Jaos
1.94 Ajn24
1.88 Nate8724

Least PIM/gm
.61 Blackatom
.67 Heavensent
.82 Arkham1212
.85 Avad
.87 Myyrdin








Pittsmo Gamewinner

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Xbox PBP Update

Just for a quick update. The Xbox 360 PBPs are officially ranked 46 in Division 1 with a record of 44-10. Keep cheering us on people!!!



UPDATE AS OF 9/21/08 we are 51-11 ranked 42 in Division 1

Friday, September 19, 2008

PS3: Gameday/Roster

Cannot wait to wear these for Team Pensblog

I'm bringing the Gameday thread back, some people are having problems getting games in, some are not(polish), if you don't like it, don't use it.

For those with limited schedules, post the time you'll be on for some team games tonight.

Here's the complete 50 man roster...... make sure to add these guys to your friends list...you can now have 100 friends on the PS3 so it shouldn't be too difficult to fit these guys in.

We are now 140 - 170 ranked 46th in the 1st division.

#,Pensblog Name,Pos,PS3 Gamertag,Created Player
0,Chris,RW,thejoker710,Jay Wong
1,poker guru,LW,cougar300,John Maleckar
4,wildthing202,RW,wildthing202,Chris Menn
5,xd9,D,XD_9,Caleb Wagner
8,ck3,D,CBear3,Chuck Kleinhagen
10,pens_mini66,D,ZJedi945,Zach Tyke
11,AJ,RW,ajn24,Alex Nemeth
12,Aron,C,avad,Aron Vad
13,Inept13astard,D,Inept13astard,Jimmy McGuire
15,Adam.Bertram,D,spudster105,Adam Bertram
16,Derek,RW,arkham1212,Derek Rocco
17,Joe,LW,umphrey1012,Joe Chin
19,drein2,D,darst5,David Reinhart
20,Jaos,D,jaos,Jason Woodward
21,,,deuce5189,Rick Miller
21,Dfw03,LW,DonMadden03,Don Walker
22,devilwoacause22,C,devilwoacause22,Brian Yeskey
23,ryan "cisco" franciscus,D,cisco729,Ryan Franciscus
26,jonathan,LW,jonarm5,Jon Armstrong
27,,RW,sixpack2777,Paul Rydberg
28,nate8724,C,nate8724,Nathan Keane
29,cdubbs29,D,cdubbs029,Ethan Spada
33,owen,LW,blackatom,Owen Jones
41,cracker,C,bigtourist,Chris Huie
45,James,C,RogueGames892,Ryan Alayon
51,,D,BUCKETCorey,Corey Clayton
55,nicholas,C,snoboardhero,Nicholas Kosanovich
67,Thefandangler,LW,kevbo67,Kevin Braun
71,msav71,LW,MSav71,Matt Savolskis
75,smo,C,pittsmo,Alan Smodic
77,Dan,D,HankScorpio77,Dan Komenda
77,Tom,LW,BlackFlag77,Tom Letterman
79,paul,D,Samsara,Paul Clemente
80,big red dog,C,Porschekid,Clifford Laschon
85,,D,PensCupChamps,Jim Kolovos
87,,C,BigBaadaBoom,Bob Burton
90,Zmijowski77,RW,PolishSteel77,Marc Zmijowski
92,,,rockin22,Matt Rydberg
93,randall,LW,heavensent,Randy Richter
94,eric,D,crayz94,Eric Rydberg
95,tjenk6687,D,TJenk6687,Todd Jenkins
,,,andrewhoward13,Andrew Howard
,eze3484,,eze4384,Eric Farrell
,,,kaynaan,Canaan Patragas
,myr,,myyrdin,Andy Harrell
,,,silentknight21,Sean Leahy
,,,Socket7,
,,,speedster18,Chris Altman
,,,TrevorFarwell,Tim Kelly
,,,zilla8180,Bob Catalano

Thursday, September 18, 2008

PBP Stats

Record 28-8

Division 1 Rank 80



Games Played

  1. Orange 001 (67)

  2. Kevonic622 (55)

  3. Russ Muffin (46)

  4. Lq Ocelot (34)

  5. cjr1688 (33)


Goals

  1. Kevonic622 (88)

  2. Russ Muffin (68)

  3. Rocdiesel1 (42)

  4. cjr1688 (28)

  5. Orange 001 (27)


Assists

  1. Kevonic622 (73)

  2. Orange 001 (54)

  3. Russ Muffin (34)

  4. Kova27 (19)

  5. Rocdiesel1 (19)


Plus/Minus (All Pluses)

  1. Kevonic622 (+110)

  2. Orange 001 (+63)

  3. Rocdiesel1 (+50)

  4. Russ Muffin (+41)

  5. DrPainDDS (+29)


Penalty Minutes

  1. Kevonic622 (128)

  2. Orange 001 (94)

  3. vaevict1s (90)

  4. Russ Muffin (47)

  5. cjr1688 (46)


Hits

  1. Orange 001 (587)

  2. Russ Muffin (328)

  3. Lq Ocelot (294)

  4. Kevonic622 (289)

  5. cjr1688 (272)


PBP and tPB update

here are the current GM's for tPB

Mr Pockets 12
Josh FX
Meats a Hoo

Team Pens Blog Pro

russ muffin
dmbforum40
cjr1688


after some great playing last night
PBP record is now 27-7-0
Division 1: Rank 71





PS3: Top 5 Leaders

Imported from the Nerd Dept (ext 3.14)

Games Played
89 - Polish
56 - Kevbo
49 - Myyrdin
48 - Pittsmo
46 - PensCup

Goals
43 - Polish
40 - Kevbo
29 - Pittsmo
21 - PensCup
20 - Nate

Assists
66 - Polish
33 - Kevbo
30 - PensCup
26 - Wildthing
24 - Pittsmo

Points
109 - Polish
73 - Kevbo
53 - Pittsmo
51 - PensCup
43 - Wildthing

Plus/Minus(min 20 GP)
+7 Pittsmo
-1 Eze
-1 Wildthing
-6 Avad
-10 TJenk

Penalty Minutes
100 - Samsara
84 - Polish
82 - Kevbo
72 - Wildthing
65 - Inept13

Goals Against Average(Goalies)
2.43 Mikemojo
2.54 Blackatom
3.05 TheJoker
4.14 Pittsmo
5.17 Samsara





Blackflag77 with the damage

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Team PBP Thanks tPB For Understanding



Thank you tPB, for understanding our frustrations. But all the newcomers that have picked up NHL 09 for the 360 please still sign up for the team. currently due to our sucky ass records we have no clue who is the GM for Team PensBlog team. If anyone could give us a heads up who that is it would be fucking awesome. Well, for an update on Team PBP we are currently 20-6 due getting matched up with top teams with only 4 guys on our team we have fucking lost a little bit.

But....

We are officially up in division 1. Taking it by storm. We played a game agianst FB (First Ballot) which is currently the #1 team now. We only lost the game by 1. If we had a 5th man it would would of been a different outcome.

Fuckin' Skanks!

Technically...
we will never be able to catch up to those guys on the top of the leaderboard.

Why?!?

Because we actually have lives. We do not sit at home all day and play NHL 09 all day after collecting Welfare or suing your former employer for not allowing you to take off the day the game came out.

Life is Life.

Well, in less your name is "Lt Jim Dangle 9". (FB creator and NHL 08 glitcher)

Here is a walk though of a day in his "life"

  1. Wakes up at noon.
  2. Eats his Captain Crunch cereal.
  3. Goes on to Facebook and emails all of those girls that are flocking him for being #1 at NHL 09
  4. Sorts all of his message of all the people that sent him hate mail on Facebook.
  5. Turn on his Xbox 360.
  6. Plays NHL 09 for 12 hours straight.
  7. Asks his mom to make his favorite food. Tater-tots and hot-dogs that are cut up into little pieces.
  8. He then asks her to tuck him into bed and tell him a bed time story.
  9. Then the same thing over and over again.

You know no-one has never seen a picture of this prick? But, with some of my secret hacking skills and computer savvy tecniques. I have been able the put a virtual spy cam in his new iMac. Here is the first physical picture of this NHL Beast!









Damn Lt Jim Dangle 9.... Did you eat your Xbox 360?

Thank god for cotton sheets or I would be cleaning up the chinese food I just ate.

ohh wait..

Nevermind. I just did.

Lt Jim Dangle 9 is a dick. If you ever played him or ever spoke with him. You would know that is is just a waste of mass on XBL or earth for that matter.


Well to finish this post off on a good note. We are just weeks away from the start of the season. and pre-season starts this weekend. Luckily I scored from free tickets from an unnamed source and will be heading to the game on the 24th.

The pre-season tickets are going for cheap ass low prices on Stubhub.com

Go buy some and see Janne Bon Jovi Pesonen in action. You might even see me there.

Here is a mixed bag of free candy. Dished out by our man Dmbforum40






That a boy.

Current Record 20-6

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
6 shitty ass losses


PS3: Fiesta Molestado






Thanks BlackFlag77 for the comedy

PS3: We want your stats!

And your opinions as well...

Here's what the game captures, if you look at your Performance Tracker. Pretty sweet amount of detail. I was able to quickly check my numbers this morning and it really helps to see what i need to work on, and what i've been doing well.

To the stats:

GP=25
Offsides=23
Hits=236
Blocked Shots=20
Shots=143
Turnovers=239
Takeaways=171
Good Shots=125
Faceoffs=446
Faceoff W=244
PIM=26
W=12
L=13
Goals=15
Assists=13
Pts=28
plus/minus=-6
GWG=3
GPG=0.6
APG=0.52
PPG=1.12

The good: 1.12 points per game, about 1 penalty every 2 games with 9.4 hits per game, almost 55% faceoffs won, 5 good shots taken per game.

The bad: only 20 blocked shots, 12-13 record, plus/minus of -6

The ugly: a roethlisburgerian (i know he has no interceptions yet) 9.56 turnovers per game. This will definitely be worked on and improved. It's the reason why i'm getting a C+ in Team play and lowering my overall skater grade to a B-.

Take a look at your performance tracker, let us know how you're doing. Maybe we can highlight one or two players per day and break down their stats. For future stat posting purposes, we'll probably want to show the top 5 in goals, assists, points, PIM, +/-. If anyone would like to volunteer to gather this info, it would be most appreciated.

Tough Night

The 12:30 am to 3:00 am shift for Teampensblog had a rough night.

It all got started with this brutal OT loss to some fag french team:

For some reason it won't let us upload it to youtube.

It is on this page though.

[here]

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

PS3: Let's play hockey eh?

To describe yesterday's games as enjoyable would be a huge mistake..

Personally i played like crap, couldn't win a faceoff, couldn't muster off a pass before getting leveled...it was an utter mess. To that end, i have to say, we need to start playing a more fun style of hockey. All we seemed to do yesterday was pass the puck once, take a crappy shot from the wing and with all players out of position, haul back as the other team was on a 3 on 0 break. It was a predictable mess and none of that was fun, at all. That's it i'm selling my PS3 to get an XBOX and join the ECHL level pensblog team. Can I be GM? EDIT: Sarcasm alert, threat level midnight.

even connie moreau (not pictured) had more hockey sense

in all honesty

im not trying to bash the ps3 team
i just think some of their comments are totally uncalled for
im sorry that we want to win more than you
an update on the 360's teams
i know alot of you have been messaging me about invites
today i will invite all of you
once that stats start working, we will see how everyone is doing
from their..russ, kyle, and I will decide..if any..to bring people to the pro team
go pens.

Monday, September 15, 2008

uhm



this is what i think about doing to my ps3 when i wake up..if i had one


PS3 FAQ

So some of you have played, some of you have not, either way, there's still a lot of questions. So here is a little FAQ thrown together for all the PS3 players out there.

First and foremost - get a headset. You can use a bluetooth one if you have one, if not, look on eBay, search the interwebs, you can purchase wired ones pretty cheap. The communication helps immensley in games, and not only that, it's fun to chat with some of you crazy bastards during games. If you don't get a headset, well......

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Ok, now for the guts of how to do this.

You must be invited into the group by a GM. You cannot get into a game any other way. Go to online play, then into the EA Sports Hockey League. From there, go into the Dressing Room, and just wait for people there. It's pretty easy actually. Even someone who rides the shortbus could figure it out.

Once a game is launched, you get to pick your position. It's an orgy of violence once you get to the screen where you can pick your position, so it is best to figure out who is playing where in the lobby.

Keep track of your player. After you play so much, you get to add to your attributes. This only makes your player better. If you didn't know that part, you probably were a character in The Goonies

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Now the tricky part during game play is to play your actual position and not chase. Here are some links that may or may not help.
HERE
HERE
AND HERE

Lastly, we're in this for fun. It doesn't matter if we win 3-1, lose 12-1 (and start to do circle drills), job the whole game, whatever. I think we are all in agreement that there will be no pro team or any of that. Play and have fun, hopefully we get better and don't suck, but it's all about fun. Afterall, just like how that 12-1 game was like a funeral, you can't spell funeral without the word "FUN"

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Sorry if this was a boring post, I tried to put some stuff in here and there, but this was mainly to get everyone on the same page.

PS3: Team Pensblog Discussion

Our record isn't that good. Our posts are less frequent and our language on said posts are much cleaner. As you can tell i'm not much of a contributor here on the weekends, so sue me (actually don't sue me, that's the opposite of what I want.) What are everyone's thoughts on the season so far? What are things we still need to work on? Should we start taking this more seriously like a certain other Pensblog team that will remain nameless that plays on a different system? Let's be honest we're a team made up of great and not-so-great players and because of this we will always be mediocre in our rankings.

Personally, i'm not too worried about our team record...i'm just trying to have fun (which for me mandates that I win in order to have fun)

How do people feel about their skater grades? Do you think it accurately sums up your play so far...personally i keep flipping between B and B+. Oh don't ask me about my goalie experience...it was not fun. I was consistent at least, 4 goals let in per period... I figured i may as well give it a go...and now i know what i shouldn't do anymore. Pittsmo, Kevbo, Polish, Crayz/Jaos..and i had a nice little run going Saturday night...I played D in those games and really enjoyed it, so i may be flipping back and forth between that and C depending who's in the games i play.





Go Team Pensblog

Sunday, September 14, 2008

NHL 09 Player Type Breakdown

Here is a little spreadsheet that our good friend Jay Harris (aka Orange 001) made. Enjoy!

Player Type Breakdown Spreadsheet

Team PBP Update

Last night was just the beginning. In the first night of existence, Team PBP took the ice and Jobbed their opponents all over the ice.

First 5 games played 5 games won.

Heart Breaking loss in OT and then another blow out by the PensBolg Pros.

And then DMBForum40 finally came in the room to join us making it a 6 man room. While we were chating away in the pregame lobby we noticed that we were playing Air Force One. (The #1 Ranked Team in NHL09) Holy Shit this is the game we have been waiting for. We get off to a quick 1-0 lead after Kevonic622 wraps it around the back of the net top right shelf. After that AFO put on a Jenna Jameson clinic. Stick Lifting us the rest of the game. We eventually lose the game 4-1 but.. you have to keep in mind that we had a user controlled goalie and that tonight was the first night the TPBP was in existence. Just imagine the possibilities.


First Round Exit
Stanly Cup Finals
????????????????
^^^^^^^^^^^^

Major defensive clinic for the last PBP win of the night.


This is what Team PBP is thinking.


Record 7-2 (1st night in existence)

We are still taking members in the "Team PensBlog" team. For more information please contact Rackets. (cjr1688 - Xbox Live Gamer Tag) is is now the main GM.


Here is a little job that a Wings fan started with me last night.

Asshole - "Your favorite team has a fucking penguins holding a hockey stick. Ohh, That is so scary!"

Russ Muffin - "Yeah, I'm sorry it's not as scary as a recalled Firestone bicycle tire with chicken feathers coming out of it. That it pretty scary if you ask me."

Asshole - "Fuck you, Pittsburgh has no businesses left and smells like garbage."

Russ Muffin - "Oh Yeah? Why don't you Wiki Pittsburgh then? BTW, I would rather live in this so-called dump in Pittsburgh than be from Detroit. What is Detroit known for? The highest crime rate in the U.S., Kid Rock, Eminem, a Kiss sucky ass Kiss song? LOL"

Asshole - "Fuck You!"

Russ Muffin -" If I could I wouldn't. Cause you know, I'm From Pittsburgh."

Saturday, September 13, 2008

(Xbox 360) Team PensBlog Pros

I'm throwing an idea out there. How bout we make another team full legit players. It would consist of all the top players of the Pensblog team. Basically it would be the NHL to the AHL. It would be called the Team PensBlog Pros. The reason being is that we are tired of waking up in the morning to find out that all of our hard work is being flush right down the fucking toilet faster than Rico Fata's career. If this idea flies with the other GM's. Team PensBlog will need new GM's for the Original Team PensBlog.

To sign up to be the GM please leave a comment below.


Team PensBlog Pros

1. Will only consist of people who play to win.
2. Consist of only skilled PensBlog members.
3. Will not consist of hosers that quit half-way through the game.
4. People who don't fucking lose more than 3 games in a row and don't do anything about it.

This team is going to be invite only. We will with out a doubt be picking people of the Team PB roster. But, that is up to you.

Show it in your rankings and stats.

The roster for TPBP is going to be up in the next 2 days. If your lucky enough you just might be receiving and invite from me or DMBFORUM40 on Xbox Live.

dmbfourm40 = Brick Fucking Wall. tPB Wins 4-2

Not a bad way to end the night...

Whatup everyone..

I know theres some animosity floating around TeamPensBlog(360).. but everyone keep your cool while we figure things out with roster spots and people being 'legit' or some people just in it to dick around. If you are indeed a good player.. your time will come and things will be all good once again once we ask around and check things out..

On a MUCH brighter note.. tPB did some MAJOR WORK tonight tearing up some games in the EASHL.. moving up the ranks to get up to a ranking of 24 in Div.1 as of 430amEST

An 8-0 solid shutout.. a 2-0 shutout with 6 human players (yours truly in net pitching the big ZERO) and then another 6 player game with the outcome of 4-2..

AND this little diddy of a save at the very end of the game.....








Lets keep this great little run going people and try to get in the top 10..

Peace, Love & ConkBlocks....


-Kyle
'dmbforum40'

Friday, September 12, 2008

EASPORTS World

This is something of note that everyone should do.

Sign in and link your account online through easports.

[EASPORTSWORLD]

Once you do this, we think it will let you save your highlights and such to a homepage.

Good luck to both PS3 and XBOX teams.



Xbox 360 Rostre Updates (I spell it the Canadian way)

Hey Guys, Russ Muffin here. I'm just letting you guys know that there have been some cuts of as lately. We (dmbfourm40 Cjr1688, and I) have been making some cuts. The reason being is that you

A. Complain alot

B. Keep on cheeseing it up by playing with a team and losing 5 times in a row and not doing anything about it to change it.

C. Plain out suck

and

D. Are not a team player and cannot respect you other teammates.

ohh here is another.

E. Don't call for the puck when there is a opposing team player right infront of the fucking goalie.



It is nothing personal we just want what is best for the team. You can work your back onto the team by showing us that you really want to do what is best for the team. Work on you rating by playing ranked random team games.

We were really pissed of to see a 16-16 record whenever we woke up this morning. This is not acceptable.... We worked are asses of last night and to wake up knowing that we had a bunch of scrubs playing together.. Really pisses us off.

The GM's are going to meet later to see if we should do about the the cuts.

Again this is not personal. It's Business. (well.. sort of)

Team PensBlog means Business. and Business means wining.

losing 0-12, 0-5, 4-1,etc. IS TONS OF BULLSHIT!!!!!

PS3: Team Update

Due to underwhelming response, i'm scrapping the Gameday idea.
The roster i was working with, apparently was missing a lot of people that still have no idea this blog exists. If you see any information that is incorrect, please point it out (ie Jersey #) The roster has been given an overhaul...and as you'll see we have 35 spots locked in. 15 spots open, and so far 21 players to fill those 15 spots. I just got GM privilages last night, so i'll be sending invites to those 21 players...first 15 to respond make the team...it's that simple.

I will definitely be posting stats as soon as i find them for everyone....
EDIT: Record 25-33 Division 1 Rank 36

Warning: This is not NHL 09
(WOW take a moment and thank God for what you have waiting for you at home)

As i'm sure you can all attest to, the games are insanely fun...if anyone has any complaints/constructive criticisms and heck why not even some props...post them in the comments. I look forward to getting in some more games with all of you in the next few days.

To the roster:

On the team

#,Pensblog Name,Pos,PS3 Gamertag,Created Player
0,Chris,RW,thejoker710,Jay Wong
5,xd9,D,XD_9,Caleb Wagner
8,ck3,D,CBear3,Chuck Kleinhagen
9,Mike,G,mikemojo69,Michael Modzelewski
10,pens_mini66,D,ZJedi945,Zach Tyke
11,AJ,RW,ajn24,Alex Nemeth
12,Aron,C,avad,Aron Vad
16,Derek,RW,arkham1212,Derek Rocco
17,Joe,LW,umphrey1012,Joe Chin
20,Jaos,D,jaos,Jason Woodward
21,Dfw03,LW,DonMadden03,Don Walker
21,,,deuce5189,Rick Miller
22,devilwoacause22,C,devilwoacause22,Brian Yeskey
23,ryan "cisco" franciscus,D,cisco729,Ryan Franciscus
26,jonathan,LW,jonarm5,Jon Armstrong
28,nate8724,C,nate8724,Nathan Keane
29,cdubbs29,D,cdubbs029,Ethan Spada
33,owen,LW,blackatom,Owen Jones
51,,D,BUCKETCorey,Corey Clayton
67,Thefandangler,LW,kevbo67,Kevin Braun
71,msav71,LW,MSav71,Matt Savolskis
75,smo,C,pittsmo,Alan Smodic
77,Dan,D,HankScorpio77,Dan Komenda
78,Tom,LW,BlackFlag77,Tom Letterman
79,paul,D,Samsara,Paul Clemente
80,big red dog,C,Porschekid,Clifford Laschon
85,,D,PensCupChamps,Jim Kolovos
87,,C,BigBaadaBoom,Bob Burton
90,Zmijowski77,RW,PolishSteel77,Marc Zmijowski
92,,,rockin22,Matt Rydberg
94,eric,D,crayz94,Eric Rydberg
95,tjenk6687,D,TJenk6687,Todd Jenkins
,,,andrewhoward13,Andrew Howard
,,,myyrdin,Andy Harrell
,,,zilla8180,Bob Catalano

Not on the team yet, but have asked

#,Pensblog Name,Pos,PS3 Gamertag,Created Player
1,poker guru,LW,cougar300,John Maleckar
4,wildthing202,RW,wildthing202,Chris Menn
6,greg,RW,pitpanther01,
13,Inept13astard,D,Inept13astard,Jimmy McGuire
14,Max Power,G,max14,
15,Adam.Bertram,D,spudster105,Adam Bertram
18,CJ Altman,D,speedster18,C.J. Altman
19,drein2,D,darst5,David Reinhart
24,teambasf,D,ronnierjjr,
27,,RW,sixpack2777,Paul Rydberg
41,Justin W,RW,wardle,Justin Wardle
43,,RW,RobTheSlob,Rob Jablonowski
44,jagr686610,LW,jagr686610,Jeff Milano
45,James,C,roguesoldierb,
55,nicholas,C,snoboardhero,Nicholas Kosanovich
56,,G,Jferr55,Joe Ferraro
73,Michael,D,FJN1530,Michael Basista
76,karnage,C,Karnage420,
81,bgrec40s,C,Yinzer4Life,B. Greco
93,randall,LW,heavensent,Randy Richter
,zarley zalapski…,D,HoagieMan77,

xbox 360 team update

record as of 9/12 3:00am
16-12-0
Rank 33 in Division 1

Top Points

R. Stover 36pts
E. Mirchich 21pts
C. Ricketts 19pts

Top Goals

R. Stover 30
J. Smail 11
C. Ricketts 8
E. Mirchich 8

Top Assists

Jay Harris 13
E. Mirchich 13
C. Ricketts 11

Top +/-

R. Stover 15
E. Mirchich 12
Jay Harris 10

Games Played

J. Harris 30
E. Mirchich 16
C. Ricketts 14

Penalty Minutes

E. Mirchich 42
C. Ricketts 33
R. Stover 32


Thursday, September 11, 2008

FAQ........... Coming Soon

Hopefully over the next week or so, preferably the weekend if I don't drink too much (it's my birthday, I'm not guaranteeing anything) we will put together an FAQ so that players don't have to hunt down information on here and the same questions aren't being asked over and over. Xbox guys, if you would like to get one together as well and either post it or email it to me and we can lump it together feel free to. now to try this html thing out.........

PS3: Gameday 2

WOW...Kevin and Zach have taken this league by the balls
This thing ended up being more chaotic than the Federline & Spears marriage, thankfully no children were created.

Anyway, in the comments section please post when you are available to play today. Please post times in ET time zone. I will also try to update this post with the information gathered in the comments section.

Feel free to post impressions of Gameday 1, what went right, what went wrong, what can be improved and how?

EDIT: Linueps

5:30
C
LW
RW
D-adam.bertrand
D
G

6:30
C-aron
LW-jonathan
RW-Nate8724
D-Dan
D
G

7:00
C-big red dog
LW
RW
D
D
G

Updated Roster:


#,Pensblog Name,Pos,PS3 Gamertag,Created Player
0,Chris,RW,thejoker710,
4,wildthing202,RW,wildthing202,Chris Menn
5,xd9,D,XD_9,Caleb Wagner
6,greg,RW,pitpanther01,
8,ck3,D,CBear3,Chuck Kleinhagen
9,Mike,G,mikemojo69,Michael Modzelewski
10,pens_mini66,D,ZJedi945,Zach Tyke
11,AJ,RW,ajn24,Alex Nemeth
12,Aron,C,avad,Aron Vad
13,Inept13astard,D,Inept13astard,Jimmy McGuire
14,Max Power,G,max14,
15,Adam.Bertram,D,spudster105,
16,Derek,RW,arkham1212,Derek Rocco
17,Joe,LW,umphrey1012,Joe Flasher
18,CJ Altman,D,speedster18,C.J. Altman
20,Jaos,D,jaos,Jason Woodward
21,Dfw03,LW,DonMadden03,Don Walker
22,devilwoacause22,C,devilwoacause22,Brian Yeskey
23,ryan "cisco" franciscus,D,cisco729,Ryan Franciscus
24,teambasf,D,ronnierjjr,
26,jonathan,LW,jonarm5,Jon Arm
27,,RW,sixpack2777,Paul Rydberg
28,nate8724,C,nate8724,Nathan Keane
29,cdubbs29,D,cdubbs029,Ethan Spada
33,owen,LW,blackatom,Owen Jones
41,Justin W,RW,wardle,Justin Wardle
44,jagr686610,LW,jagr686610,Jeff Milano
45,James,C,roguesoldierb,
55,nicholas,C,snoboardhero,Nicholas Kosanovich
67,Thefandangler,LW,kevbo67,Kevin Braun
71,msav71,LW,MSav71,
73,Michael,D,FJN1530,Michael Basista
75,smo,C,pittsmo,Alan Smodic
76,karnage,C,Karnage420,
77,Dan,D,HankScorpio77,Dan Komenda
78,Tom,LW,BlackFlag77,
79,paul,D,Samsara,Paul Clemente
80,big red dog,C,Porschekid,Clifford Laschon
81,bgrec40s,C,Yinzer4Life,B. Greco
85,,D,PensCupChamps,Jim Kolovos
86,poker guru,D,cougar300,Vic Mackey
87,,C,BigBaadaBoom,Bob Burton
90,Zmijowski77,RW,PolishSteel77,Marc Zmijowski
92,,?,rockin22,Matt Rydberg
93,randall,LW,heavensent,Randy Richter
94,eric,D,crayz94,Eric Rydberg
95,tjenk6687,D,TJenk6687,Todd Jenkins
,zarley zalapski…,D,HoagieMan77,

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Xbox 360 Update

Here is a little free candy from Syko!!!!









Hey Guys! Whenever you sign in NHL 09. Send me or dmbforum40 a message on live. We can only send you invites through a lobby or personal message. But you have to have NHL 09 in your Xbox 360. So there is no reason to ask if you don't have it yet.

Don't worry you will not lose you roster spot
.. yet..

BTW its a pain in the ass to add everyone so please have Patiences!!!


PS3 UPDATE

Not to steal the xbox guys room here, but quick update.

I just got the PS3 verison at Holleywood video of all places.

I have some shit to do, but the PS3 team should be online and ready by at latest 3 am in the morning.

So bear with me as I set this shit up.

Peace

-dr

360 Team PensBlog Update

360 Team PensBlog Update-----
Ok, DO NOT try to enter in the information that Racket put up.

You will not find a team because he is going to disband that team name. Everyone else, please, for no reason create a team at all for the Team Pens blog.

As soon as Russ gets home he will create the team and post an update on this post about the name. (Team PensBlog) instead of Team Pens Blog. No space.

ATTN: I Repeat do not make a team called Team PenBlog or search for one. It will be created by RUSS (Russ Muffin) around 9:15PM EST tonight.

While we are at it we are going to have to vote on which Pens jersey we are going to have to wear. (Fucking EA and their not so custom jerseys)




--Below is the ALMOST final roster for the XBOX360 team--
-Current Roster: 9/10 @3pm-

**If you are missing any information.. please post it in the comments section so that we can finalize this roster..

**BE SURE TO PUT YOUR GAMERTAG... AND THEN... the information we need from you.. that way we know what stuff goes where.. thanks

**NOTE** Some people that have either not submitted info or have not replied since the original posting will be pushed down to the reserve roster to make spots for people that will actually be playing and participating.

Thank you everyone for your cooperation and hopefully this team will be alive and kickin by later tonight!

LETS GO PENSBLOG!!
-Kyle & Russ