Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Team PBP Thanks tPB For Understanding



Thank you tPB, for understanding our frustrations. But all the newcomers that have picked up NHL 09 for the 360 please still sign up for the team. currently due to our sucky ass records we have no clue who is the GM for Team PensBlog team. If anyone could give us a heads up who that is it would be fucking awesome. Well, for an update on Team PBP we are currently 20-6 due getting matched up with top teams with only 4 guys on our team we have fucking lost a little bit.

But....

We are officially up in division 1. Taking it by storm. We played a game agianst FB (First Ballot) which is currently the #1 team now. We only lost the game by 1. If we had a 5th man it would would of been a different outcome.

Fuckin' Skanks!

Technically...
we will never be able to catch up to those guys on the top of the leaderboard.

Why?!?

Because we actually have lives. We do not sit at home all day and play NHL 09 all day after collecting Welfare or suing your former employer for not allowing you to take off the day the game came out.

Life is Life.

Well, in less your name is "Lt Jim Dangle 9". (FB creator and NHL 08 glitcher)

Here is a walk though of a day in his "life"

  1. Wakes up at noon.
  2. Eats his Captain Crunch cereal.
  3. Goes on to Facebook and emails all of those girls that are flocking him for being #1 at NHL 09
  4. Sorts all of his message of all the people that sent him hate mail on Facebook.
  5. Turn on his Xbox 360.
  6. Plays NHL 09 for 12 hours straight.
  7. Asks his mom to make his favorite food. Tater-tots and hot-dogs that are cut up into little pieces.
  8. He then asks her to tuck him into bed and tell him a bed time story.
  9. Then the same thing over and over again.

You know no-one has never seen a picture of this prick? But, with some of my secret hacking skills and computer savvy tecniques. I have been able the put a virtual spy cam in his new iMac. Here is the first physical picture of this NHL Beast!









Damn Lt Jim Dangle 9.... Did you eat your Xbox 360?

Thank god for cotton sheets or I would be cleaning up the chinese food I just ate.

ohh wait..

Nevermind. I just did.

Lt Jim Dangle 9 is a dick. If you ever played him or ever spoke with him. You would know that is is just a waste of mass on XBL or earth for that matter.


Well to finish this post off on a good note. We are just weeks away from the start of the season. and pre-season starts this weekend. Luckily I scored from free tickets from an unnamed source and will be heading to the game on the 24th.

The pre-season tickets are going for cheap ass low prices on Stubhub.com

Go buy some and see Janne Bon Jovi Pesonen in action. You might even see me there.

Here is a mixed bag of free candy. Dished out by our man Dmbforum40






That a boy.

Current Record 20-6

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
6 shitty ass losses


10 comments:

PensUK said...

Hey
Me, Jrkush and Meats a Hoo are GMs at the mo ^^ were rank 9 in our division atm aswell
Nice work guys!

Kyle K. said...

Might I add.. that the second hit.. on Gagner.. put him out of commision for 87 days in my season..
little bitch..

that is all..

jrkrush2112 said...

hey im one of the GM's...i havent been on the past few days due to my box RROD'ing...im goin out to pick up another one this weekend so ill be back on then. Currently my w/l is 3-0 so hopefully i can keep that streak going when i can get back on

kevonic622 said...

You forgot to mention that glitching last night which we ended up losing 2-1...what assholes

Meat said...

I dont know how the fuck I became GM but that shits annoying with all the damn messages I'm getting from people asking to join the team.

Anyway, we finally got the team back over 500 as of this post, who knows what it will be when i get on tommorrow.

Anonymous said...

someone hit me up for the 360 team

fritowill is xbox name

MadMax said...

Meats a Hoo, rjpucla, penzrule, and Mr Pockets 12 went to work today and pulled back to 500 as meat said. But lets put it this way... penzrule and rjpucla were dishing out the free candy like it was Halloween and Meats had 5 goals in 3 games with Pockets chipping in some assists and some faceoff wins. We need more people to contribute though. Practice up and bring some wins home boys

-Pockets

MadMax said...

and girls sorry

Meat said...

Last night, played one more game before I hit the bed with a kid and we're down 1-0 in the 3rd with 39 seconds left. I put 1 in with 37 ticks, he puts one in with 19 ticks left, tne computer scores a shit goal with 10 ticks left. We win 3-1. Fucking awesome, you know that other team had to be losing their shit.

On another note, anyone here get the NHL Center Ice package on Direct TV? I just ordered it and wondered how good the coverage is.

Aron said...

thanks for that image which is now implanted in my retina.