Well it's official. Even video game reviewers think NHL 09 is kick ass!
NHL 09 Review
9/10 is not to shabby
Considering that NHL 08 only got a 8.9 from them last year.
I wonder how many times our Cindy Gaysby had to whine to EA to make it better.
We are going to throw a PensBlog custom room together tonight and practice around 10PM. We prefer that you have a mic so that you can hear us whenever we call for the puck, and sh*t like that.
A lot of people say that we are going to kill this EASHL thing. Well, for starters we have to practice together.
Here are some calculations I have come up with to become some of the best players in NHL 09.
7,000 hours of EASHL practice + be traded for Joey Gladstone and a bag of hammers = Ron Francis
3,000 hours of EASHL practice + 1 Subway Sandwich + ending everybody's name on the team with a "y" - overly mentioning Recchi's name after he was traded 1/4 of the way though the season = Bob Errey
8,000 hours of EASHL practice + Makeup + Sarah Palin's News anchor haircut + join Vladimir Putin's team and get way overpaid = Jaromír Jágr
10,000 hours of EASHL practice + Develop Hodgkin's Disease+ Beat Hodgkin's Disease x Save the Pens asses + potty training Cindy for 3 years - time wasted/flights bought to visit KC+ Free dinners = Mario Lemieux
5,000 hours of EASHL practice + Calling Brian Bellows a Pig Fu*ker + getting caught stealing NYR money and blowing it on a hooker and crack = Kevin Stevens (But we still love you)
He should of hit up Hugh Grant for some advice..
If you can't take the Cindy Gaysby and rips on here or over at the tBP. Your are not a true Pens fan and do not know why we call him that. ( We are not making fun of him. We are jobbing the people who job him.)
If that makes sense.
We have grown up with them.
They are like an older brother...
He wins tons of awards in high school. Goes off to college and starts doing drugs and banging every woman that he can see. Then he starts developing financial problems and hits rock bottom. Finds a wife that helps him clean up his act and puts some money in the stock market. He starts off with a clean sheet. Adopts a few young kids and then becomes very wealthy.
Who says you can't bust your brother's balls for banging your best friends grandma after he got shit faced at your graduation.
What-ev
Do it. Fast & Hard
NHL 09 Review
9/10 is not to shabby
Considering that NHL 08 only got a 8.9 from them last year.
I wonder how many times our Cindy Gaysby had to whine to EA to make it better.
We are going to throw a PensBlog custom room together tonight and practice around 10PM. We prefer that you have a mic so that you can hear us whenever we call for the puck, and sh*t like that.
A lot of people say that we are going to kill this EASHL thing. Well, for starters we have to practice together.
Here are some calculations I have come up with to become some of the best players in NHL 09.
7,000 hours of EASHL practice + be traded for Joey Gladstone and a bag of hammers = Ron Francis
3,000 hours of EASHL practice + 1 Subway Sandwich + ending everybody's name on the team with a "y" - overly mentioning Recchi's name after he was traded 1/4 of the way though the season = Bob Errey
8,000 hours of EASHL practice + Makeup + Sarah Palin's News anchor haircut + join Vladimir Putin's team and get way overpaid = Jaromír Jágr
10,000 hours of EASHL practice + Develop Hodgkin's Disease+ Beat Hodgkin's Disease x Save the Pens asses + potty training Cindy for 3 years - time wasted/flights bought to visit KC+ Free dinners = Mario Lemieux
5,000 hours of EASHL practice + Calling Brian Bellows a Pig Fu*ker + getting caught stealing NYR money and blowing it on a hooker and crack = Kevin Stevens (But we still love you)
He should of hit up Hugh Grant for some advice..
If you can't take the Cindy Gaysby and rips on here or over at the tBP. Your are not a true Pens fan and do not know why we call him that. ( We are not making fun of him. We are jobbing the people who job him.)
If that makes sense.
We have grown up with them.
They are like an older brother...
He wins tons of awards in high school. Goes off to college and starts doing drugs and banging every woman that he can see. Then he starts developing financial problems and hits rock bottom. Finds a wife that helps him clean up his act and puts some money in the stock market. He starts off with a clean sheet. Adopts a few young kids and then becomes very wealthy.
Who says you can't bust your brother's balls for banging your best friends grandma after he got shit faced at your graduation.
What-ev
Do it. Fast & Hard
7 comments:
ps3 or Xbox?
Both?
Xbox 360
ill be there
after i use the facilities
10,000 hours of EASHL practice + Develop Hodgkin's Disease+ Beat Hodgkin's Disease x Save the Pens asses + potty training Cindy for 3 years - time wasted/flights bought to visit KC+ Free dinners = Mario Lemieux
Umm.. DIBS! :D
Damn, got off last night about 9:45 last night because I didn't see anyone on. Oh well, I'll be back at it all day Sunday.
Hmm, that sounds pretty bad, and it doesn't help that I said the same things twice. Oh well, catch some of you 2mro I'm sure.
Meat good thing that you covered you ass. lol
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